Spring is Sprung
"Oh... so tight!"
"Just a little more... There! Oh, yeah!"
"Close... so close... Gonna... Baby, yes, like that... So damn..."
"Twinkie! Twinkie! Ow! OW! DAMMIT, SPIKE, I SAID TWINKIE!!!"
Spike continued pounding into his lover for a few seconds more, but finally the repeated scream of 'Twinkie' and the violent blows to the back of his head distracted him from his fast-approaching climax.
"Wha...? You're using the safe word? Xan, you're a bloody vampire, remember? We don't do safe words any more!"
"Yeah? Well why don't we change places and you can try riding the bedspring from hell!"